There are a lot of options out there for the American voter in 2008. I don't know who I'll vote for, I don't know who you'll vote for, but one candidate that is a true dark horse in this campaign is Cthulhu. You might nit recognize Cthulhu at first. He's been sleeping for quite some time. Which is a good thing, because if he had been alive he would have been eating men's (and women's) souls, and generally causing a bad time for everyone.
But now he's back, and he wants your vote. While other candidates will simply get on a stump and tell you what you want to hear, leaving you guessing as to their real intentions, Cthulhu is up front and candid. He is an elder god, from the lovely city of R'lyeh, located in the South Pacific ocean, and he wants to wreak utter evil havoc on man (and woman) kind. Can you handle the honesty?
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